Mid-soccer game on Thursday night, a teammate asks me, "What the heck is that on your neck?". I'm thinking it's probably some dirt or a wound from my terrible attempts at stopping balls from entering the net. They described the 'thing on my neck' as 'like someone stabbed you with a fork'. I didn't remember to check it out until later that night after I'd showered. Much to my dismay, I saw THIS when I looked in the mirror:
What IS this? Any ideas how this might have happened? Is this a bacterial infection? Was I attacked by that stupid Twilight werewolf, Jack? Or maybe it was the other one, the vampire- you know, Edwin? Who knows. I need some answers, people.