I've entered a contest. It's an "Ugliest Couch" contest sponsored by Ashley Furniture. If my couch is voted one of the top 3 ugliest, I get at least $500 worth of free furniture from these folks. My couch is actually VERY ugly, and just too short to sleep on comfortably. If you help me win, you can have my old couch. : ) First one to call it, gets it. Go here every single day until September 25th or so and give my couch a 10! for ugliness! You can do it in several different browsers (IE, Firefox, Chrome, Safari, Opera, etc.) to really amp up my score. Thank you!
Here are some photos of my couch's ugliness and tackiness: